sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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