But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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