drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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