Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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