rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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