I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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