Someone shit on the floor
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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