fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
People in love make me want to vomit
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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