Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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