Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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