your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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