I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i've created a new STD.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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