No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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