no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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