we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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