I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
