I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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