Please, let me fuck your mom
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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