Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I am one with the molecules
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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