I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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