I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Come on in and take your pants off
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