Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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