I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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