you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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