He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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