Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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