Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's just like the Real World with babies
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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