Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
