Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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