I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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