Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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