He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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