okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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