Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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