In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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