i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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