That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I think people are normalizing furries
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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