There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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