you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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