Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she peed on how many people?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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