I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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