Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
