Fine. I'll sleep in my office
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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