you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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