she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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