i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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