I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I need to sanitize my soul.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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