No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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