Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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