you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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